Seems as if Britney and Kevin are getting a little on the side. Basically, here’s how it works: Britney calls Kevin about some kid-related thing, and the talk veers off into Sexy Land, with a side trip to Freaky Naughty. However, I *am* a bit concerned about all this, because phone sex to Britney probably means that she’s literally having sex with the phone. Word to the wise: if you see a crusty looking cell on eBay for cheap? PASS.
Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon has revealed that she wants to marry her girlfriend Christine Marinoni, you know, if it ever became legal and stuff:
“I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It’s like if you’ve never had the vote and then you get it you’re going to run out there and vote.
“I always avoided marriage in the past and was always very wary of it. I felt like it was potentially a trap. People sometimes want the party, the gifts and the public celebration of this big love - they’re excited about that rather than about the lifetime commitment. So I always steered clear of it.”
Happy Mother’s Day, indeed. The always expanding Duggar Family is now expecting their 18th child. Right now, she’s about six weeks along and everything seems to be going well; the last baby they had is only 9 months old. So, obviously, in their highly regimented home of automatons, there is a block of time scheduled for “getting bizzay.”
I have mixed feelings about all these kids. Personally, if I could afford that many kids and WANTED that many kids, I would adopt. There are too many needy children out there that need a home that’s obviously loving and caring out to grab every television appearance like this one. I think it’s irresponsible and selfish to pop out that many kids rather than take in the ones that really need help. Plus, HELLOOOO??!?!? Her uterus must look like a freaking mud puddle at this point - JimBob is pretty much just throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Gross.
Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.
We’ve got the incredibly plump boobies that are JUST so natural looking, the classy togs from Hooker Central, and of course, the always SUPER sexy random furry thing hanging from her belt close to her mysterious lady parts. I think Latoya Jackson should totally write a book on how she accomplishes this look, don’t you? I’d buy it.
I. Love. This. Woman. And I’m so GLAD that they brought her back for the new Indiana Jones film! Here’s what she had to say about her old/new role:
“She was a very wonderfully written character,” Allen said. “How can you go wrong when you meet a woman in a bar in Nepal and she’s drinking men under the table, yelling at large men in Nepalese and ordering them out of the bar, and when she first sets eyes on Indiana Jones, she socks him in the jaw? It’s a great introduction to the character, and it’s hard to imagine she’s not going to win a lot of fans.”
AH! Love that scene. Now I’m going to have to go and watch it for like the millionth time.
Hugh Hefner, the randy old goat, has invited Miley Cyrus to pose in Playboy. Here’s what he had to say:
“Sure, she’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady. And I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”
EWWWW! EWWWWWWWWWWWW! Okay, FIRST, hello? SHE’S 15 YEARS OLD. Secondly, SHE’S 15 YEARS OLD. I’m sure that Miley is just thrilled to be invited to spread her ass cheeks in Playboy; unfortunately for old Hef there, he’ll probably kick the bucket before she’s legal. Oh, well - he’s always got Kendra:
Just another day in Crazyland for Miss Amy Winehouse. Here’s the scoop: apparently, she got tired of waiting in traffic, so she got out of the car and started just wandering around on the side of the road. What, you don’t do that? At one point she was lifting her shirt up to catch some rays, you know, because the freeway is just a SUPER place to get some sun. I’ve got an idea Amy: why don’t you eat to bury your pain instead of toking up on the drugs? At least then you’ll just be fat, you won’t be crazy. See? I just saved you a trip to rehab!
Don’t get me wrong: I think Katharine Heigl does a great job on the show Grey’s Anatomy. In fact, that whole thing with her and the guy who died? Perfect. However, her movie career has been less than perfect. I mean, come ON - Knocked Up was seriously the crappiest movie I’ve had on my Netflix queue in a thousand years (I had to turn it off halfway through).
But OH NO! Katharine thinks she’s got a really shiny future in movies! After her Grey’s Anatomy contract is up, she’s gonna do more of the great stuff she’s known for…..which so far, is crappy romantic comedies. Because we can never have enough of those, right?
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