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Sarah Jessica Parker To Be Cryogenically Frozen

by Wendy on March 30th, 2006

sjp In preparation for her upcoming nose dive into freezing jello, you see our lovely SJP making cookies to take with her into her living ice tomb. Or not. This from Digital Spy:

“The Sex and the City actress, who is now 41, told Grazia magazine: “I’m finding the old body doesn’t snap back into shape the way you want. I have to work out a lot harder than I used to.”

Parker, who has a young son with Matthew Broderick, added: “I believe in buying as many of those creams that say ‘eliminates small lines’ as possible.”

I lurve me some Sarah Jessica. Really. I do. Sarah, if you’re reading this, would you come over and tell me why you dumped Aidan? Because I never got that. He was so cute and normal and yes we all know that Big was like your “soulmate” or some such other crap but OMG Aidan. Le sigh. That time he took you camping? Why did you have to be such a tightass? Couldn’t you have dropped the Manolos and the Woody Allen-ish neuroses for one freaking second and Holy Cow. Anyway. I’m still kind of believing the cryogenic thing might eventually happen.

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