Britney Fires the Nanny Because She Wants To Be a Good Mom
Thus explaining why she keeps Kevin Federline’s tired ass around. Wait, no that doesn’t make any sense. If she was REALLY a good mom, she’d kick his little moist armpits out so fast that his perfectly coiffed head would spin.
Anywho, WeLove Celebs reports that Britney fired her nanny because Sean Preston got dropped on his head. What, we’re going to sue the highchair manufacturer AND fire the nanny? I’ve got a fun little phrase for you - it’s called “stand up for your mistakes.” If you drop your baby on his head, then deal with it yourself instead of passing the buck. Best quote from the story:
“Britney also reportedly hired a doctor to advise her on how to keep her tot safe. “The doctor advised her not to leave Preston on any high surfaces where he could roll off,” an insider told the ITW, which also reports that Spears was so impressed with the sage advice that she wanted to hire the doctor full time, but he told her that it wasn’t necessary.”
This is “sage advice”, that you shouldn’t leave a baby on a high surface where he could roll off? Dang, girl, come on over to my house and I’ll give you more of this here “sage advice”, including:
- Never, ever, put your baby in the oven. Even if they want to get in there.
- Babies really shouldn’t flush bath towels down the toilet.
- Dog poop is not one of the four food groups. Don’t eat it.
Whoo HOO! I’m freaking Dr. Phil now!
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1 opinion for Britney Fires the Nanny Because She Wants To Be a Good Mom
chelsea vanderkeller
Jun 21, 2006 at 00:47
Marge finds that nannies make great scapegoats. That’s whys she keeps at least four on staff.
Accountability= a foreign concept.
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