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The Britney Spears Pregnancy Graph

by Wendy on May 9th, 2006

1: Britney’s belly is nicely rounded here, presenting a cute little let’s say five months pregnant? Four? pregnancy bump. By the way, I have a dress just like this one that I wore WHEN I WAS PREGNANT. It hides your belly nicely. Coincidence? I think not.

2: Britney’s ankles are swollen with retained water resulting from being pregnant. Also, from sticking her foot up Kevin’s ass to get him from being such a huge tool.

3: Britney’s boobies - yes, I said boobies - are larger than usual probably because she’s breast-feeding still (is she?), but also your boobs get bigger when you’re pregnant. Also painful to the touch. And just all over not the happy fun area that they usually are.

(picture source: PopSugar)

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