Brooke Shields to Tom Cruise – “I’m Okay, Bite Me”

Or something to that effect…I’m sure that the word “asshat” figured quite prominently in there as well. Anyway, this from People:

“Since Grier Hammond Henchy’s April 18 arrival, the only discomfort Shields has felt is the pain from her C-section incision. Although she was prepared to ask for another prescription of Paxil, the antidepressant that helped her recover with daughter Rowan, now 3, she didn’t need it this time.

“I was like, ‘You know what? I think I’m okay now,’” she said to her doctor, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.

This should come as good news to Tom Cruise, who admonished the actress last year for taking antidepressants.”

I believe that what Brooke is doing is commonly known as the “preemptive strike.” Should she feel the need to take anti-depressants again, she is setting Tom up to be a little less vigilant and a whole lot more shut-the-hell-up.