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Mariah Carey - Billion Dollar Legs

by Wendy on May 31st, 2006

According to A Socialite’s Life, Mariah Carey has insured her legs for one billion dollars. More:

“Mariah Carey has insured her legs for $1 billion after agreeing to front shaving giant Gillette’s Legs Of A Goddess campaign. Carey’s upcoming tour may take its toll on her body, but she is determined not to take any risks with her prized pins. A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “The sum reflects her popularity. She’s about to start a US tour and she’ll have to be careful.” Carey’s luscious limbs will be officially honoured as the Celebrity Legs Of A Goddess at a Radio City Music Hall press conference in New York City this Tuesday, where a 16-foot tall likeness of the star’s assets will be unveiled.”

I’m sorry - has anyone actually LOOKED at this woman lately? She is bustin’ out all over. Her legs look like they’re apologizing to her feet - “I’m sorry that we put all this on you.”

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