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Mel Gibson Apologizes - “Sorry I’m Such A Bigot, You M***** Fu****! My Bad!”

by Wendy on July 31st, 2006

Och, aye, this be Mel Gibson here in my kilt apologizing for my horrible behavior this weekend. My stars! What WAS I thinking, eh? Here’s my apology:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable.

"I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

Wheeeeee! Did I say that? Really? The PR lassie just shoved a script into my face and a vodka in my hand and said "GO!" so I’m not really sure. Hmmm. Oh, well - back to filming Passion of the Christ 2: Revenge of the Jews.

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