Is Lindsay Lohan Married?
September 13, 2006 by Wendy Boswell
Sources are whispering that Lindsay Lohan might be "secretly" married:
Lindsay Lohan’s been sporting a new diamond ring, and although her mother insists it was just a “very sweet gift” from the star’s honey, Harry Morton, the buzz is that the two might be secretly married.
Lohan called her mother, Dina, on Sept. 2 and announced, “Mom, I’m getting married,” a “source close to Lindsay” told the upcoming issue of Star. “Lindsay explained that Harry gave her a gorgeous ring and that he asked her to marry him.”
The tab also says that “friends believe [the couple] could be married already!”
Not to throw a bucket of cold water on all the marriage buzz, but why should he buy the cow if he’s getting the milk for free? Plus, what’s the point of her getting married? We all know that she’s going to get divorced in like three months (and that’s pushing it) anyway; why go through all the fuss? Because she wants to wear a ring and buy a pretty dress? Geez, just go down to Target and buy yourself a "Little Bride" dress-up set, knock yourself out.
Tags: lindsay lohan, secret wedding, harry morton
For some reason (I don’t know why) I thought he might be smart (good genes maybe)? Doesn’t he run his own business besides being the Hard Rock heir? Why would anyone marry her? Three months is pushing it. I say they don’t make it past the honeymoon because she’ll need to celebrate with liquor and blow and it’ll be all over. Poor guy.