The Top 17 Most Koo-Koo Krazy Britney Spears Moments
Britney at the 2001 VMA’s. With a ginormous, somewhat frightening snake.
Britney in the ill-received "Crossroads." We still were holding out some hope for her, even after this snoozer.
The kiss that inspired a million teenage boys to go blind.
Jason Alexander was Britney’s husband for about 55 hours. Hey, Jason…any chance you could do some pinch-hitting for old K-Fed there?
This is what Britney USED to look like. Sadly, I don’t think we’ll ever get there again, especially with that Eau d’Loser perfume she keeps on wearing all the time. (You know, it smells like something that rhymes with Pederline.)
Pee at a gas station? In bare feet? Why, yes, I believe I shall! And thus begins Britney’s quick descent into the land of Pork Rinds, more junk in the trunk, and the dreaded K-Fed, sucker-outer of all that is good and holy in this world.
Now, some might’ve wondered why Britney, one of the most talented and beautiful young ladies in the world, would’ve gone for K-Fed. But hey! He had a lot going for him: he was a backup dancer, he got other women pregnant and ditched them WHILE they were pregnant, he had poor hygiene, and he looked vaguely dirty, like he probably hadn’t showered in a while. What’s not to love?
Britney and Kevin decided to share their monkey love with the world at large (yeah, thanks a LOT) with their show titled "Chaotic." I think a better name would’ve been "50 Ways To Toss Your Cookies".
I’m pregnant! With Sean Preston! And everyone MUST VIEW MY BELLY. I mean, my BUMP.
See that red bracelet? That’s for Kabbalah. As in, Kabbalah - a - ding - dong. It was a hit song in the fifties, people.
One in the arms, another in the oven. K-Fed, you must be the most fertile man in the world. And no, that’s not a compliment (could somebody please get this man a vasectomy already?).
"Driving down the road…got a baby in my arms…no car seat…cause I’m country, yall!" Yeah, if "country" means "stupid" or "baby endangering".
Sean Preston had his own Headbangers Ball, courtesy of Momma. Gee, thanks Mom! It’s not like I already had enough brain damage from dear old Dad to contend with.
Hot potato! Hot potato!
Goshdarn it Loretta, doesn’t our little Brit look all gussied up for her nationally televised interview with Matt Lauer! She looks plumb purty! All she needs is a couple more Lee Press-On’s, a plastic bag from Wal-Mart, and a fried Twinkie to make it all come together!
Heh heh heh. She said boobies.
"I love Kevin so much that I’m going to suffer through his song Lose Control. And dammit, if I have to do it, so do you people."
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1 opinion for The Top 17 Most Koo-Koo Krazy Britney Spears Moments
Jesse
Sep 26, 2006 at 13:20
come on! she’s great! love her
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