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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Laugh At Your Silly Speculations

by Wendy on October 5th, 2006

An open letter from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes:

"Pregnant? Again? We say HAHA to you, you silly people. We eagerly await the day when our Thetan overlords will enslave you in their underground sugar caves and extract your brain fluids for use in the Machine’s matrix of battery cables. Therefore, we do not fear, though the mountains fall and earth shakes into the Hollywood sign above my  head as I brush my teeth in the morning - I use my Big Boy stool."

(note from Katie: she didn’t sign her name to this one)

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