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Katie Holmes to Tom Cruise: You had me at (insert secret Scientology greeting here)

by Wendy on February 2nd, 2007

Ewww! Mush!!

She tells US Harper’s Bazaar about the pair’s first date saying it was, "In Los Angeles, my first motorcycle ride…to the beach. It was amazing and fast.

"I was in love from the moment that I shook his hand for the first time."

Should we append that last statement to read "I was in love from the moment I read his balance sheets and realized that even with all his somewhat concerning mannerisms, the fact that he’s a foot shorter than me, and his teeth are the size of Barbaro’s, I WOULD BE FREAKING SET FOR LIFE."

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