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Down to the Final 12 in American Idol, baby!

by Wendy on March 9th, 2007

Okay, so who got cut!

Crazy Eyebrow Man, aka Jared Cotter.

Antonella Barba, who is currently fielding offers from Playboy and other various high class publications.

Sabrina Sloan, who shouldn’t have gotten voted off (should’ve been Haley Scarnato, who sucks).

And Sundance Head (such a porno name!), who was great in his audition but proceeded to suck every performance afterwards.

Here’s a few videos - Sabrina and Haley both crying their eyes out. Sabrina can make her face do REALLY WEIRD THINGS, YALL.

Chris Sligh, Jordin, and Jared. Crazy Eyebrow Man goes home.

Carrie Underwood showed up and performed her latest single, Wasted. Was it just me or did that refrain repeat itself like 50 times? Plus, was she wearing tights? Or leggings?

Overall, I think the people who were voted off were ready to go home; however, I’m completely shocked that Sanjaya did not get voted home. The boy’s talent is completely wrapped up in his flat iron. Haley Scarnato is hanging on by a thread and she knows it; she’s a good karaoke singer and I see a bright future for her on a Disney cruise ship.

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