Melinda Doolittle on American Idol last night

March 21, 2007 by Wendy Boswell

Why even bother watching the rest of the contestants? I mean, seriously. We all know she’s going to win. I didn’t much care for the bowl hairdo, but other than that she was all that. Girlfriend needs to buy herself a neck when she wins all that money, though - she looks like a turtle sticking his head out. Oh, you know you were thinking the same thing. Don’t deny it.

And what was UP with the crazy-ass crying chick in the audience? I mean, please. Go sell crazy somewhere else.