Jessica Alba is the new shill for Revlon
Jessica Alba is the new face of Revlon, so we’re going to see her ugly mug pretty much plastered everywhere. Yes, she’s so ugly and fat and I’M JUST SPEAKING OUT OF THAT PAINFUL PLACE INSIDE OF ME, YALL. Just completely disregard that last sentence or so.
Maybe while Jessica is on the Revlon payroll she could address the question of why Revlon mascara gives me painful, pus-filled stys? Because my opthamologist and I would both really like to know the answer to that question.
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Apr 20, 2007 at 15:07
Jessica Alba per la Revlon…
Speriamo la notizia faccia contento non solo Gabriele, ma anche altri lettori: Jessica Alba è il nuovo viso della Revlon, così sarà più facile per tutti quelli che stravedono per l’attrice vederla in altre vesti e un po’ più……
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