Katie Holmes wants to enroll Suri in Catholic kid classes
So Katie Holmes is starting to break away from the mother ship a bit, and apparently wants to enroll Suri in some kiddie Catholic classes.
I’m sure Tom will be just fine and dandy with this. Yes. He’s just going to make sure that Suri knows the secret code words:
Virgin Mary: Xenon the Magnificent
Baby Jesus: L.Ron Hubbard
Various Saints: John Travolta
God: Tom Cruise (come on, are you kidding me?)
So as long as we have the code stuff all down pat, Katie should be just peachy. Maybe there will even be a little decoder ring, you know, like Little Orphan Annie. Now that I think of it, that story has creepy parallels to the TomKat story: Daddy Warbucks, Annie with blank eyes reflecting her lack of soul….it’s something to think about, at least.
Tags: suri cruise, katie holmes
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POSTED IN: Actresses, Celebrity Babies
2 opinions for Katie Holmes wants to enroll Suri in Catholic kid classes
Mafra
Apr 21, 2007 at 00:40
You go girl and May the Force of God be with you.
PAT
Aug 28, 2007 at 17:03
I STILL THINK THAT IS A WIG ON SURI LOOK SHE HAS LIGHT BROWN HAIR AND THEN BLACK HAIR WHAT GIVES?BUT I STILL THINK SHE IS THE CUTEST KID IN HOLLYWOOD
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