Kelly Clarkson: the Human Lampshade
In a tragic yet surprising turn of events, singer Kelly Clarkson somehow got into my auntie’s circa 1973 living room, tore down the puke green lampshade that had a weird little Samoan god thingy on the end of it, and put it on. While bypassers managed to avert their eyes (somewhat) from this sartorial disaster, my Aunt Liz went a little batshi$ crazy and is now voting against Kelly on American Idol. (she’s a little behind, but we’re all kind of scared of her Giant Hairy Mole power, so who’s going to tell her? Cousin Terry? I don’t think so. Wimp.).
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