Marilyn Manson milks some publicity out of the Virginia Tech massacre
So who even listens to Marilyn Manson anymore? Wasn’t he pretty much washed up like five years ago?
You know, I bet you that behind closed doors, he probably has all the seasons of Full House on DVD and does his Thighmaster routine to it. Makes waffles with blueberry syrup in the morning, buys toilet paper at Costco and then complains because the boxes they gave him in the checkout lane were too small.
Well, enough of that - in a recent interview with the BBC (how in the world did he score that?) he said that he’s probably going to be blamed for the Virginia Tech massacre just like he was blamed for Columbine.
Uh, no. You’re just going to be blamed for scarring my eyes and my soul with this picture of you with man boobs. I mean, ick, dude. How are you ever going to live this crap down that you’re doing now, huh? What would your buddies at the Elks Club say about this if they knew, I wonder.
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5 opinions for Marilyn Manson milks some publicity out of the Virginia Tech massacre
tinytim
Apr 23, 2007 at 08:18
He just isn’t as evil as the Christian conformists yet.The shock value of him becoming a born again Christian would save his career.Poor Brian he’s so smart that he thought everyone else cared,which is why he is the way he isn’t.So crazy.
tinytim
Apr 23, 2007 at 08:36
Manson is not a Christian conformist yet.
The shock value of becoming born again will save him.It will be the story that rocks the country.
He never is who he isn’t so crazy.
rowan
May 3, 2007 at 20:48
OH MY GOD YOUR SO WITTY
Pj
May 8, 2007 at 03:55
you are such a fucking cocknut
Death
May 21, 2007 at 05:34
Ive been a manson fan since for 10 years and havent opened portrait or smells like children yet thats 2 weeks before his new album eat me comes out . Now Va tech .. its an awesome time to be a Manson fan F U haterz you are manson and he is you you have no control .
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