Britney Spears. Topless.
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When I go over to a friend’s house, the first thing we usually do (after getting all the kids settled) is head out into the garden for a refreshing session of "Photograph Ourselves Topless With Just Flowers In Front Of Our Boobies." It’s quite the bonding time, and apparently, this trend has gone from my little circle of friends straight to Britney Spears.

At this point, is it even worth saying anything anymore? I mean, come on. Trainwreck.
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29 opinions for Britney Spears. Topless.
Ang
May 2, 2007 at 15:23
fake i think…. http://maplejuice.com/2007/05/02/britney-spears-goes-topless.aspx
madison
May 3, 2007 at 14:48
yea can u say photoshoped
Darryl
May 4, 2007 at 13:11
I think the picture is sexy as hell. All you jealous women need to get a life if all you can do is sit around and slam a good looking woman. Train wreck? Not hardly. Just a pretty gal having a little fun. Get over yourselves people.
DonBonzo
May 5, 2007 at 09:01
At least this is a real pic. Otherwise Britney would not be that angry about them …
The Gossip Rag
May 6, 2007 at 01:10
Britney Spears Topless… But Not Nude!!…
Wow!! Topless photos of sexy starlet Britney Spears have leaked onto the web. The photos portray Spears naked holding red flowers which appear to be carnations, over her breasts, while outside kneeling on a rock:
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TH Pankey
May 10, 2007 at 20:08
Here’s the breakdown of how it went. Who has the pictures, who was asked to take them down, etc.
T
May 18, 2007 at 11:54
it’s not fake, the story is in legitimate news papers
mike
May 18, 2007 at 14:04
so britney is comfortable with her naked body GASP! you puritanical freaks need to get over, and transcend your vagina as a power tool, and realize that the human form, both male and female is inherrently beautiful. if she chooses to expose herself, great, something more for me to appreciate.
Rich Buck
May 18, 2007 at 18:10
Britney looks great. She has a nice rack and I don’t have any problem with this pic or her.
Nick
May 18, 2007 at 21:45
boobies
Rob
May 19, 2007 at 21:43
“vagina as a power tool”, now there’s an idea!! User manual anyone? Come on, there must be someone here willing to give it up? I never thought of that addition to my tool shed, what can one do with one of those i wonder?!! hehe!!!
It’s called sexual liberation girls, stop being so prudish.
jonny rocket
May 20, 2007 at 00:32
i will stick it in her
mike
May 21, 2007 at 15:12
i meant vagina as a power tool in the context of women using sex as a weapon. In the same way a carpenter uses a hammer when needed, women seem to feel that their vagina is a tool to get what they want, when needed. liberation does entail certain responsibilities, and from the majority of what iveseen, they want their cake, and to eat it too.
“i am liberated, and totally independent, but open my door for me, pay for dinner and treat me like that only when I say”
Alan
May 23, 2007 at 09:47
What’s all the fuss about, I think she looks great and she looks happy. Good on her!!!
007
May 25, 2007 at 13:25
One Word…M.I.L.F
dave
May 25, 2007 at 15:48
move the damn flowers britney!
Parria H
Jun 8, 2007 at 08:40
She is a stinkong slut, and she wanted those pictures out for the world to see because she want to be on top again….. the question is on top of what, whit those kinda pics
Milly
Aug 9, 2007 at 05:49
I love Britney. She provides me with lots of entertainment.
dave
Aug 9, 2007 at 06:21
me too!
Tim
Aug 9, 2007 at 21:05
“MILF” indeed very sexy i think you guy’s will be in shock when the play boy mansion offer’s her huge money for a spread i think she is just having fun with herself maybie trying to reinvent herself?
jim
Aug 16, 2007 at 10:03
okay, cute pic, but I also read this morning where 5 independent leading scientists have researched and found that the polar ice caps will gone by the end of the century unless something begins now to arrest the global warming. The planet is getting hot, so maybe Britney is starting a new fashion. My questions are where are we going and why are we in this handbasket? Maybe the web and the vagina are power tools that need a new manual for the next generation, the term ‘greater good’ still have any meaning?
dave
Aug 16, 2007 at 11:36
maybe brit’s melting the polar ice caps with these pics. just think more water means more beaches for girls like britney to romp around topless on.
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Aug 31, 2007 at 06:01
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CJ
Oct 30, 2007 at 13:45
I feel sorry for what Brittany has allowed herself to become, she needs help and I pray that she gets it.
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sonia
May 3, 2008 at 12:48
i find topless photos of girls quite SEXY and i wanna have sex with them!!!
KroNick
Jul 24, 2008 at 01:29
Yeah, Britney’s kids just got it horrible. Meanwhile, all you shit talkers are parent of the year nominees. Right. Sure. It couldn’t be possible that you people just suck at life, and actually believe you have any room to pass judgement on anyone. If only cancer could choose it’s patients. How empty can your life possibly be. Wastes of oxygen.
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