George Michael is not guilty! Or no, wait - he IS guilty!

May 9, 2007 by Wendy Boswell

So George Michael was a wee bit confused in court. Just like I was confused about his smoldering hot booty shaking itself at me incessantly all through high school, because he gave me funny feelings, you know? Funny. And I wasn’t sure what to do with those feelings, except to reciprocate by shaking my booty back at HIM. Which, in the end, turned out to be kind of a bum deal because of the whole gay thing. Huh. Wow, look how easily I got sidetracked there!

Okay, back to old George:

George Michael pleaded “not guilty” to driving while unfit through drugs before changing his mind yesterday (08.05.07).

The ‘Careless Whisper’ singer pleaded “not guilty”, and then after a huddle with his legal team, who could be heard whispering “no, guilty” the 43-year-old said “OK, guilty”.

Guilty, not guilty, gay, not gay, who cares. Let’s watch the booty.