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Warning: Salma Hayek’s ta-tas are liable to explode soon

by Wendy on May 11th, 2007

Okay, seriously - how far along is she? Like four or five months, right? AND LOOK HOW BIG THE GIRLS HAVE GOTTEN ALREADY. If she gets on a plane the stewardess might mistake them for flotation devices. She could prop up a baked Alaska on those things.

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5 opinions for Warning: Salma Hayek’s ta-tas are liable to explode soon

  • dboz555
    May 12, 2007 at 08:42

    My wife will probably kill me for this but, Hot Damn!!!

  • Zbella
    May 13, 2007 at 20:59

    It’s OK dboz. It’s nice that you find her attractive. We don’t get jealous when the other woman is pregnant.

    Anyway, I like Salma, but I was thinking the same thing - those things are gonna explode!

  • mike
    May 18, 2007 at 13:52

    id like a 5 dollar salma milk shake.

  • Janie
    Jul 7, 2007 at 14:36

    A DIFFERENT DRESS would do . Like one that fits!!!!! It’s so BLEKK!!!!!!!!!!

  • dboz555
    Jul 31, 2007 at 11:45

    I stick with my original statement.

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