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Ethan Hawke, what the hell happened?

by Wendy on May 13th, 2007

Okay, so you remember Ethan Hawke? Somewhat hot star of Dead Poets Society and other films that I can’t remember right now and am too lazy to Google? That guy?

Well, damm. DAMN.

Greasy hair? Check.

Ginormous pimple on the forehead? Check.

Lopsided goatee? Check.

Bitterness, regret, and a vague smell of stale chablis? Check, check, check. Oy vey.

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