Jessica Simpson scares Leo DiCaprio
She frankly kind of scares me too, especially when she does that weird warble thing. I’m always looking around for something to slap her with when I hear her sing. That, or stuff my ears with.
Well, apparently Jess scared the living daylights out of Leo DiCaprio with her extra special brand of stalkeriffic love:
Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests. The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy,” said our source. “He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”
See, that’s the trick with the Jessica Simpsons of this world: don’t make eye contact and hopefully they’ll go back to scratching their piles. And warbling, most likely.
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