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Sylvester Stallone understands his kids are spoiled brats

by Wendy on May 26th, 2007

Hey Sly? We’ve been through a lot together, I mean, the whole Micky dying thing, and the scary Mr. T phase, and that weird Russian guy who killed Apollo. Then Adrian died of some woman cancer, and you cried, and made Pauly cry, and then I was crying, and it was a mess, you know?

So I know you really well, right? And you know I love you, right? So here’s some advice from me to you:

GET A HOLD OF YOUR DAMN KIDS BEFORE I PUT MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS.

SYLVESTER STALLONE has given up trying to keep his children grounded, confessing he’s treated them to an unbelievably privileged upbringing.

The Rocky and Rambo star claims his three kids with third wife Jennifer Flavin are so spoiled, they treat hotels like their homes.

He says, "They know they’re not normal. They come home to a house the size of a hotel - and have nannies and bodyguards. They get on a public jet and say: ‘What are these people doing on our plane?’ "We were living in the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills when my second child was born. The eldest thought it was her house. She thought we had 200 staff and the lobby was her living room. She began asking people to leave."

Honey, this isn’t cute behavior. It’s time to start laying off the organic drugs to help your wang and pay attention to the fact that your kids are turning into mini-Paris Hiltons.

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