Prince says thanks but no thanks to Michael Jackson
I bet you anything Michael Jackson cried himself to sleep clutching his He-Man pillow after this one, eh?
The ‘Thriller’ singer is said to have begged Prince to perform a string of concerts with him to help Michael re-launch his career.
However, Prince told Michael he wasn’t interested as he already has plans for his own tour later this year.
Michael was reportedly overheard complaining about the snub at the Sultan of Brunei’s son’s 25th birthday party, for which he received £5 million for making a personal appearance.
See, here’s the thing: while Prince has always been a wee bit on the ghey side, he’s definitely not emitting the ExtraCreepy vibe like WackoJacko. You have to be careful, because it’s just like the Starship Enterprise tractor beam: the ExtraCreepy vibe can suck you in, board you, and put you in sickbay. Afterwards, Bones will try some kind of "new healing technology" on you, but it won’t work right, and then Scotty will get pissed off because Bones KNEW that his machines would suck all the power out of the main reactor mechanism and now you’re stuck in space and what are you going to do, people? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.
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2 opinions for Prince says thanks but no thanks to Michael Jackson
tega
Jun 18, 2007 at 08:02
i love u micheal
yourwarmembrace
Jan 24, 2008 at 14:09
Michael Jackson please read: You don’t need Prince. Prince has released an album a year since his career began and he still can not top your sales record. Why lie with dogs? I know it’s easy to get turned-around and confused when the media is trying to tear you apart but you are still KING. And to all you Prince fans who claim him a genius, he is. He’s a genius for putting the wool over your eyes i.e. sponging off of everyone else musically and making you believe it was all him. At times he may have been generous enough to give credit in the liner notes but often times not. So what if he played all the instruments for the album recording. It’s a technicality. And why do you think people just vanish after they’ve worked with him. He’s a vampire. Michael Jackson plays instruments and writes music too; only, MJ is big enough to know when to hand the torch and who to hand it to. When was the last time you emulated a Prince dance move?
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