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Sylvester Stallone says that he NEEDS those drugs, people!

by Wendy on June 2nd, 2007

Okay, let’s get something straight. Rocky will beat your ass to a PULP for even SUGGESTING that he needs some kind of mysterious wang-strengthener. It’s only because Mr. T and that Russian guy…what’s his name….pretty much destroyed him that he takes this stuff, and again, it’s NOT to pump up the volume, know what I’m saying?

He insists the banned growth hormone, Jintropin, is something he has to take on a regular basis - just to get through the day.

Stallone, 60, states, "I abused my body so much throughout my career that I am literally held together by glue. The stuff I took thickens the bones and reinforces the tendons."

Well, honey - it thickens *a* bone, and I’m sure your wife appreciates that very much.

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