Nicoel Richie’s baby bump to keep her out of jail
Apparently, Nicole Richie thinks that her alien pregnancy is going to keep her out of the slammer. News Flash, Skeletor! Pregnant women go to jail too! I’m sure this must come as a surprise to you, but I want you to think about it in between fits of bulimia, mmmkay?
NICOLE Richie is being coy on the question of whether she’s pregnant, but a good pal of hers says she’s definitely carrying Joel Madden’s love spawn. “Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues,” we’re told. A rep for Richie didn’t return calls.
Well, if she is knocked up, I’m pretty sure she’s going to have to, you know, EAT SOMETHING. Other than ice cubes and Tic Tacs.
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