Girls Next Door Holly Madison knocked up?
Which one is Holly? I’m too lazy to Google.
Anyway, apparently she wants a kid with Hugh Hefner. And is *perhaps* knocked up, but I am puzzled about this, because wouldn’t that mean that she would’ve had to have had sex with him? Does his old man juice even work at this point? Ugh, I’m giving myself the heaves now.
Hugh Hefner’s main [censored], Holly Madison (in black), is once again rumored to be knocked up by the 81-year-old Playboy mogul. Holly and company attended the Monte Carlo TV Festival last week and she apparently refused booze and wore figure concealing outfits. The 27-year-old has said in the past that she would love a baby with Hef.
Well, this certainly would cut down on the midnight trips to Walgreen’s to get Hef’s diapers - Holly could save big and just go to Costco for the both of ‘em. Maybe one day they could even compare absorbencies.
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4 opinions for Girls Next Door Holly Madison knocked up?
Holly M.
Jun 21, 2007 at 15:34
Nope she is NOT pg and Hef would never allow it. For some reason I keep watching the GND even the reruns that I’ve seen. Makes me sound like a loser, anyway I’m not a loser but I wanted to say that Hef invites MANY girls to live at the mansion after the first or second date. If they do move it it is to the “guest house” and if they can put up with the fact that they MUST be gorgeous AT ALL TIMES, accessible to Hef AT ALL TIMES, can’t be out after 9 p.m., can’t see another man, only can look at Hef and giggle and keep him entertained at a moments notice, living in the guesthouses with LOTS of other girls, showing up at the twice a week orgy that the must attend AT ALL TIMES and seeing very little of Hef then he lets them stay until he is tired of them. You have to show up for dates and parties whenever Hef wants you and be adorable but never, ever take any attention from Hef or the 3 ladies. The other thing is that you have to be on Holly’s “good girls” list because if she doesn’t like anything you do or say you are outta there. You can never talk about what goes on there and must give the standard answer of “I don’t kiss and tell”. It actually is a pretty difficult life with few perks and requires a lot of the girls.
Anyway there are some things that not everyone knows which I have dug up. Bridgette is very sic sexually, will do anything with anything (ok I’m not going to spell it out but family members and animals qualify for at least one interaction). If you ever notice this thing she does with her mouth when she is trying to be sexy it’s pretty gross, watch for it, I SWEAR she looks evil when she does it!
Kendra actually is bi but prefers women and Holly is truly in love with Hef and would do anything for him, but he made her clean up her act because she was actually pretty trashy when she was just another girlfriend and he wants a classy woman. She did clean up well. Bridgette has been there a long time and by far the most opportunistic of the girls.
Amanda
Jun 24, 2007 at 21:07
i live the gnd especially kendra. Holly finally got what she wanted so more power to her.
rozelle
Oct 23, 2007 at 13:59
hi, im from south africa and you probably get a lot of fan mails. But i really really want to meet Kendra Wilkinson with all my heart and soul. Im not a real fan like yeah yeah go Kendra!Lol.Hahaha!Im actually almost just like her we love the same stuff and our personalities aint very different. So im TAKING THIS CHANCE because i believe in faith and hope.this is my dream. Please make it happen please let me meet her.
wendy
Aug 25, 2008 at 01:28
i think that holly is the best out of all three kendras awsome but i dont think shes serious i think since shes only in her 20s she just want to have fun and isnt really mature and with bridgette i really don’t like her!! she’s fucking old man like seriously she fucking whines about shit all the time and she shouldn’t act like she young!!
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