Bjork offers Britney Spears a home
Actually, I think that Britney would make for a very interesting house guest. Always shopping for you, always sharing clothes, plenty of exciting stuff like finding the exact right bag of nachos that will match your new pleather stripper boots….scoring good herpes cream at Walgreen’s…raiding the corner hoochie mama’s closet for some good hooker clothes for that trip to daycare…it’s all good.
Icelandic star says Britney can hide out at her place
Could the most bizarre friendship be developing in Celebsville?
Eccentric singer Bjork has sent Britney Spears her diaries to help the troubled star deal with the pressures of fame and motherhood.
Bjork, 41, has written to the mother-of-two because she went through similar low times when she was living in the UK.
She kept a journal of her troubles and how she overcame them.
And now the Icelandic pop-star hopes her experiences will help Britney, 25, overcome her problems.
‘I feel so sorry for her,’ says Bjork. ‘I have sent some of my thoughts that I wrote down when I was going through similar stuff.’
Generous Bjork has also offered the pop princess the use of her home in Iceland as a retreat.
‘I was able to move away, but she can’t,’ she tells the Daily Star. ‘But she can always stay in Iceland at my place.’
Gee thanks, Bjork! Your diaries are JUST THE THING to get me through my psychotic breaks. Gee, thanks! Can I have a new bicycle for my goldfish while you’re at it?
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