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Weird new couple alert: Jessica Alba and Fiddy?

by Wendy on July 11th, 2007

alba_fiddy.pngWell, I believe this one. I also believe that a giant monkey just flew out of my ass and started making me some scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Ooooh this is hot!!! According to sources in Amsterdam (Netherlands), while in Europe, Jessica Alba went out for an intimate dinner with rapper 50 Cent and not only did she have dinner with him but also attended his concert and went on stage, not before 50c introduced her as “loveliest woman in Hollywood.”

First, for this to be true, we’d have to assume that Jessica has some kind of weird fetish for guys who forgot to pull their pants up. Secondly, we’d also have to assume that 50 Cent is not gay. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

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