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The continuing story behind Britney’s Las Vegas mishaps

by Wendy on August 1st, 2007

As we continue to cover Britney Spears’ downward spiral, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to keep up with all of her, you know, CRAP. So here’s a mini-guide to the last couple of days or so. Try to resist the dysfunction, I know it’s hard.

Okay, first, we have a sweet little vignette in which BritBrit interacts with her fans:

Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened two photographers after they took pictures of her leaving a Las Vegas spa, the photographers said in a statement.

Spears yelled “I am going to kill you!” and cursed at Andrew Deetz, a photographer who says he was beaten by Spears’ bodyguard on Thursday, according to a statement released Tuesday by Deetz’s lawyers.

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Actually, her exact words were “I am going to fu***** kill you.” It’s important to get the verbiage correct, yalls.

There’s more (there always is with Britney). She’s gonna get sued for all this:

A paparazzo who made headlines last week for getting into a dustup with the singer and her bodyguard in Las Vegas says he is gearing up to sue the erstwhile pop princess for allegedly chucking a baby bottle at his colleague and threatening to kill him during the Sin City smackdown.

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Just what she needs, right? Well, at least the court dates will give her something productive to do. Well, that and shielding her kids from wily kidnappers (oh, yes):

Britney Spears fears kidnappers could snatch her kids away and has asked a judge to seal details of the custody-sharing deal she’s hammered out with ex-hubby Kevin Federline.Spears is afraid of criminals who might target the children for financial gain despite being under the constant guard of a full-time security service.

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I’d be more afraid at this point of what Britney is doing to those kids - kidnappers almost seem like a good alternative. And last, but definitely not least, Britney got snubbed by two young whippersnappers:

Britney Spears has reportedly been snubbed by two Swedish pop stars after seeking advice on a career revival.

The singer is alleged to have bombarded duo ‘Lucky Twice’ with over 12 phone messages, pleading with 16-year-old bandmates Sofie Larsson and Hannah Reynold to help mastermind her pop comeback.
But the duo did not respond to her “desperate” calls.

A source tells British tabloid “The Sun”: “The girls were flattered. Britney was obviously willing to pay them very generously and we did feel a sense of desperation in her calls.

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In summary:

• I’m going to fuc**** kill you!
• I’m going to sue you!
• I’m going to kidnap you!
• I’m (not) going to mastermind your comeback!

Did I miss anything? No? Okay then.

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