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Ving Rhames dogs will kill you. No, really - THEY WILL KILL YOU.

by Wendy on August 3rd, 2007

Ving Rhames, the actor acclaimed for such classic movies as Mission Impossible and Stitch (he was Cobra Bubbles), has scary, scary dogs. Apparently the caretaker of his home got himself killed by Ving’s collection of mastiffs and other man-eating dogs:

The man had numerous dog bites all over his body, but the exact cause of death was pending a coroner’s ruling.

Authorities said they could not be sure whether it was the dog mauling that proved fatal, or if the man suffered some other type of health problem, such as a heart attack, brought on by the dog attack.

Let me tell you something - if you have a mastiff coming at you, it wouldn’t surprise me if you DID have a heart attack. Those suckers are ginormous - they could rip off your head and crap down your throat.

OH, and condolences to the family - don’t want to be heartless here.

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