Andy Dick feels up Pamela Anderson – video

I’m sorry – if this guy was touching me like that I would punch him in the nose, then I would move on to smashing my forehead into his, then I would smash his forehead into my knee. At this point, if it didn’t look like he was in enough pain, I would give him a series of razor cuts on the underside of his arms and then slosh a bucket of saltwater over his wounds. Oh! And then I would drop an anvil onto his balls. All done!