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Ignorant Slut of the Day - Ambassador Madonna

by Wendy on September 17th, 2007

Oh my word. I think Madge might have sucked down too many vitamin shakes or something:

Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an “ambassador for Judaism,” local newspapers reported Sunday.

The singer, who is not Jewish, arrived in Israel Wednesday on the eve of Jewish new year to attend a conference on Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.

Well, la-di-da! Look at me! I’m the freaking ambassador of crotch-sniffing Buddhist toddler trappers! Fwee!!

I think it must be fun to just go ahead and start declaring ourselves ambassadors to everything just like Madonna. She’s a pretend British citizen, now she’s pretend Jewish. The only ambassadorship she’s going to get is ambassador of stupid.

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