Willie Nelson is going to write a country album for Jessica Simpson - WTF!
WILLIE! What was going through your braids, man!
Jessica Simpson is turning her back on pop a few years after pop turned its collective back on her. Reports are that the buxom blonde will move to the country genre. The Texas singer is using some sense - she is turning to the legendary Willie Nelson for help. While Jess has really been turned into a bit of a joke post Nick Lachey this is likely a pretty good move.
EL from Crazy Days and Nights calls it this way: “Willie Nelson has agreed to write a substantial portion of Jessica Simpson’s new album after he was promised a boatload of money to do so. Simpson, whose last album tanked so bad, people still don’t know she released one has decided that perhaps rodeos and the county fair circuit will be more to her liking so is switching to country music.”
Continuing, “Jessica hopes to be the next Patsy Cline or Shania Twain and has wanted to do a country album since first meeting Willie Nelson while filming Dukes of Hazzard.” She explained: “I aspire to be like Patsy Cline. Willie actually turned me on to her because he used to be one of her background singers.”
Simpson, who grew up in Texas, said of her plans: “My next album is probably going to be with Willie Nelson. I’ve been wanting to do a country record because it’s in my roots.”
How badly is this going to suck? It’s going to suck so bad that there will have to be a new level of suckiness created to deal with it. We’re talking a whole new addition to the dictionary of suckitude.
Suckity suck suck SUCK!
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