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Maddox Jolie-Pitt’s school sends a stern letter to camera-happy parents

by Wendy on September 27th, 2007

The school where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie send Mr. Maddox - Lycée Français de New York - has sent a strongly worded letter to all parents in the school. Apparently, some of these parents were taking pictures of the couple, yelling at them, and basically making giant horse’s asses of themselves to the point where the whole school has gone apeshite. And guess what? I got the whole letter!!

Note: Let’s just get this straight: if my kids were in this school, and I had a daily chance at seeing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I would probably become their new best friend. They would love me, and I would love them. We would have dinner together on Thursdays, play bridge on Sundays, and walk our dogs on Monday. Angelina and I would go for pedicures every two weeks or so, and we’d follow that up with coffee and cheesecake. Just so that’s out there.

Oh! You want to read the letter. Okay.

Dan Cooke
Lycée Français de New York

I’m sure you are aware the school has received much media attention recently during the arrival and dismissal times because of the presence of celebrities Ms. Angelina Jolie and/or Mr. Brad Pitt.

I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I met with their security team to discuss the best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and to ensure the security of all of our students and families.

Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition. Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family’s privacy and discontinue these practices.

Dang! Well, I’m glad that’s settled. What happens if they don’t knock it off - do their kids get kicked out of school?

Maybe if they’re really bad, Brad Pitt gives them spankings. Okay, I’ll stop.

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