Tom Cruise does not appreciate farts in his presence, okay?
Let’s get one thing straight, Snarky Gossip fans. Tom Cruise is a serious actor, a SERIOUS person, and he does not tolerate any kind of tomfoolery. (Did you catch that? “Tomfoolery?” Oh, I slay me.)
Well, this last week, Tom Cruise was holding a moment of silence on the set of his Nazi movie for the non-Nazi victims. A very touching moment. Except, Mr. Farty Pants decided to make his diabolical entrance:
The source said Cruise decided to ask for the minute’s silence to show respect for the deceased and appease the German government, who only allowed the movie to be filmed if post-war Germany was shown in a positive light. The source added: “So for somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivable.”
Okay, yes. It was inappropriate. But it was SO AWESOME.
It gets better - apparently, Tommy Boy is going to pore through all the footage of the event, find out who tooted, and fire them. Uh, hello? You can’t fire someone for pooting! It’s natural! Better out than in, I always say. Well, here’s a video tribute for Mr. Cruise to help him get over this - I think we all know where Tom’s true loyalties lie.
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