Pamela Anderson says she is NOT pregnant
Pamela Anderson wants us to all know that she is not pregnant with new husband’s Rick Salomon’s child of Satan. Because you DAMN WELL KNOW that any spawn these two created together would be like frigging Rosemary’s Baby. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Anywho, let’s see what Mama Pam has to say:
Please tell everybody - categorically I am not pregnant,” Anderson told Las Vegas celebrity blogger Robin Leach. “It’s just not true,” the mother of two added to Leach, who interviewed her at a party Wednesday night for airline magnate Richard Branson. “I would tell you if it was.” To underscore it, at the party Anderson was “celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne,” Leach writes. On her own Web site, Anderson offered a less precise denial - and suggested new beau Rick Salomon is a little sensitive about the media attention. “So funny,” she writes. “I don’t normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don’t believe what you read. Esp about people (sic) personal business.”
Gawd, how many times are her friends being forced to “celebrate” her serial marriages? It’s just ridiculous. If she invited me I think I’d send her a six-pack of Mike’s and call it good. And forget about gifts - at this point, she’s pretty much wallowing in toasters and cute little sets of matched towels from Bed Bath and Beyond.
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