Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne - New BFF’s?
What do you do when you’re doing pretty good in a crazy custody battle with your ex-husband? Well, if you’re Britney Spears,, you decide to party all night long with your new BFF Avril Lavigne, that’s what!
Britney actually had a pretty good week last week - there was only one vagina shot, her mom is going to write a parenting book that most likely will be semi-flattering of Brit herself, and she’s actually going to parenting classes. To celebrate, she went to supercool club Les Deux and closed that sucka down - staying there at a VIP table and dancing away till 1:30 AM. I’m assuming the kids were with Kevin Federline….but honestly, that’s never stopped her before, so why should it now? I mean, as long as she can PAY someone ELSE to be the parent to those two adorable mistakes, who cares?
Here’s a pic of Britney and her bodyguard/driver. Doesn’t he look like Jean Claude Van Damme? It’s not too far-fetched; we haven’t really seen him in anything lately. Well, there was ONE video…I’ll show you in a minute. Hold on.
And here’s Avril Lavigne sporting quite possibly the ugliest pair of boots in the known world. Where did she find those things? Was Satan having a yard sale or something?
Sigh. Well, while the girls party on (Party on, Wayne!), I DID promise you a Van Damme video treat. So here it is, in all its awkward erection dancing glory (I know, but you’ll need to watch it):
Don’t ever say I don’t try to give you classy stuff here at Snarky, mmmmkay?
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1 opinion for Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne - New BFF’s?
jackie
Nov 10, 2007 at 21:05
this is bazaar!!!!!!!! no! they cant be BFF’s avril used to hate her,why is she changing sooo much?
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