John Stamos assaulted on plane by crazy fan!

I have to admit, that when I first read this, my first reaction was to giggle. I mean come on – John Stamos? Being yelled at on an airplane by some deranged fan? Uncle Jesse probably would have given her the old one-two-three, if you know what I mean. No, I don’t really know what I mean either, but that is neither here nor there.

Ahem. Anyway, Johnny Cakes there was the victim of some overzealousness:

Stamos was flying back from Chicago after filming some scenes for “ER,” and was asleep in first class when a woman allegedly shook him awake, the source told Access.

The actor told the woman he was tired and wanted to go back to sleep and she reportedly shook him again.

When Stamos got up to use the restroom, the woman said she would sit in his seat until he came back.

When Stamos tried to return to his seat, the woman reportedly hit him in the hand over and over.

Airline personnel asked the woman to go back to her seat, and Stamos eventually ended up switching seats himself.

The woman then allegedly started making a scene, screaming and threatening Stamos.

Police and FBI were waiting at LAX when the plane landed.

The FBI took statements from all those involved, however, Stamos did not press charges.

According to the source, the woman’s children were also in Chicago filming scenes for “ER” as well.

Okay, what? Her KIDS were filming scenes for ER? So how awkward is that going to be when Dr. Stamos comes back to the set: “Uh, gee, Mr. Stamos, sorry our mom went all crackhead on you there on the plane.” One of those Hallmark moments, I’m sure.

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