Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are JUST FRIENDS, okay?
Even though he brought her to Show and Tell, Lance Armstrong would like you ALL to know that he and Ashley Olsen are JUST FRIENDS. Mmkay?
Lance Armstrong wants to set the record straight. “Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” the world-renowned athlete told us. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”
A “nice, smart lady” translated into reality speak would be “an anorexic billionaire that distracts me from my fast encroaching middle age slide into obscurity.” Or something like that. Either way, I am still just dying to know what they talk about. Perhaps she shares hobo fashion tips?
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1 opinion for Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are JUST FRIENDS, okay?
cari
Nov 16, 2007 at 23:46
She’s 21 for god’s sake. So wrong on so many levels. Why don’t you buy a fiberglass toupe like all the other aging midlife crisis experiencing men Lance? Then you can drive around like all the rest of them feeling like your still desirable and relevant.
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