Papa Joe wants Jessica Simpson to do a remake of “Pretty Woman”
Papa Joe Simpson, the brainiac behind Jessica Simpson’s road to “success”, now thinks that Jess is the PERFECT actress to tackle a remake of Julia Roberts classic “Pretty Woman.” Yes, because apparently little Jess is SUCH an incredible actress that she can really give this role the treatment it deserves.
A source said, “She thinks this one’s got ‘hit’ written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”
- source
Well, Papa Joe and Jessica, I think that one day, if I’m really good, monkeys might fly out of my ass and bring me golden mocha lattes, but that still doesn’t make this whole Pretty Woman thing believable. And no, that didn’t make much sense but YOU SUCK. Pfft.
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