Top Celebrity Gossip Stories of 2007

It’s almost the end of the year, and you know what that means? Yes – unending lists. And I would be remiss – REMISS, I tell you -if I didn’t participate in the general list making madness. So! Without further ado, here are the top celebrity gossip stories, scandals, and silliness of 2007.

January 2007

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake became a couple….Paula Abdul showed up completely stoned for an interview….Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident….Dakota Fanning filmed a child rape scene and set off some controversy….and Dita von Teese and Marilyn Manson called it quits.

Lots more top celebrity gossip stories after the jump!

February 2007

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown FINALLY broke up…Christina Aguilera sang a beautiful tribute to James Brown…Beyonce made it on the cover of Sports Illustrated……Britney Spears went nuts and shaved her head….Prince’s guitar playing in the Super Bowl reminded some people of a giant penis……Anna Nicole Smith died, and her mom Virgie Arthur blamed drugs.

March 2007

Tyra Banks got crazy with Vaseline…..Beyonce and Shakira made a video together…..Justin Timberlake lent his support to a troubled Britney Spears….Anna Nicole Smith was laid to rest…..Rosie made Elizabeth Hasselbeck cry…..and Wynonna Judd’s husband was arrested for touching the kinder.

April 2007

Mariah Carey thought about adopting….Britney Spears made a really weird video……Richard Gere kissed Shilpa Shetty……We saw Larry Birkhead with baby Dannielynn……Alec Baldwin attacked his 11 year old daughter……Akon simulated sex onstage with a 15 year old……Celine Dion sang a song with Elvis on American Idol…….and Jenny McCarthy shared her son’s autism struggles.

May 2007

The Beckhams bought a new house in Los Angeles…..Britney Spears went topless……Keira Knightley thought about quitting acting……Shiloh Jolie-Pitt enchanted the world……The Duggars popped out their seventeenth kid…..John Travolta ignored his son’s autism…..Tracy Morgan got in trouble for groping somebody…..Marilyn Manson had real sex on video….and we said goodbye to Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopes in a documentary.

June 2007

Zahara Jolie-Pitt was too cute…..Paris Hilton got a mug shot…..Sarah Silverman ripped Paris Hilton a new one….Akon threw a fan into a crowd….Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfed her daughter in public….Hugh Hefner called Kendra Wilkinson dizzy…..We saw Paris Hilton in the back of a police car crying….Beyonce and Jay-Z smooched on a yacht…..Wrestler Chris Benoit murdered his entire family…..and MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski refused to do a Paris Hilton story.

July 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears wanted to move in with her boyfriend…..Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got naked….We got to see Eva Longoria’s wedding pictures…..Somebody filmed a mom breastfeeding an eight year old…..Jamie Lynn Spears was rumored to be pregnant…..and Faith Hill got mad at a grabby fan.

August 2007

Britney Spears got caught naked in a pool…..Tammy Faye Bakker died…..Amy Winehouse said yes to rehab….Angelina Jolie said no to kinky sex…..Kevin Federline was humiliated….Britney Spears was on the way to losing her kids….DMX got in trouble for dogfighting……Owen Wilson tried to kill himself…..and televangelist Juanita Bynum got half-strangled by her husband.

September 2007

Britney Spears bombed at the VMA’s….Brad Pitt got attacked by a crazy fan….We saw nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens….We got the first pictures from the set of the Sex and the City movie….Britney Spears drove without a license with the kids in the back seat…and Elton John got in trouble for possible child porn.

October 2007

We wondered if Britney Spears was on meth, especially when she ignored a custody hearing…..Jennifer Lopez got pregnant….Jamie Lynn Spears showed how classy she is…..Monica Bellucci showed us how blond she is…We saw Britney Spears’ vagina……Ellen DeGeneres went nuts about a dog….and we saw the top ten scariest movie scenes.

November 2007

Coco and Ice-T got all gussied up….We learned the spending habits of Britney and Kevin…Heather Mills got dissed by Baba Wawa……Shia LeBeouf got arrested in Chicago…..David Copperfield was investigated for rape……Chris Crocker told us to leave Britney alone…..Kanye West lost his mother…….Britney Spears’ family secrets were revealed….and Dennis Quaid’s newborn twins were accidentally poisoned.

December 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up…..Evel Knieval died…..Jessica Alba got pregnant…… we saw the first official Dark Knight trailer….and we don’t know yet, but Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend MIGHT be guilty of statutory rape.

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