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Tom and Katie are trying for a boy, but not having much luck

by Wendy on January 4th, 2008

Well, now. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are apparently trying for another baby, but not having much luck. Have they tried, you know, actually HAVING SEX?

Katie Holmes is trying to get knocked up again, but is having some trouble. Hmmm…what’s an alien to do? Now Magazine reports that Katie and Tom Cruise sought medical help to try and cure this dilemma. They want a little son for Suri, but Katie isn’t producing.
A source said, “She’s really upset about it. The one thing she wants more than anything is a son for Tom. She says they’ve been trying since the summer, but it just hasn’t happened for them yet. Katie and Tom sat down and had a heart-to-heart and decided it might be worth her going to see the doctor to get checked out.”

Silly Katie! Babies come from your engorged uterus, not from the UPS man. You know that Tom’s saving all his love for L. Ron Hubbard.

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