Coldplay’s Chris Martin beats down a paparazzi
If you listen to one Coldplay song, you’ve pretty much heard ‘em all. Not to say I don’t like the band, but maybe we could try introducing more then just three freaking chords on the guitar, my friends? Maybe? And perhaps we could also try getting over all the teenage high school angst that you’re still apparently trying to work through? Okthxbai.
Ahem. Here’s Coldplay’s Chris Martin throwing the beat down on a hapless pap; well, he’s either beating him up or dry humping him, and since he’s married to Gwyneth Paltrow I’m kind of leaning towards that latter option.
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