Is Jennifer Lopez having her babies today?

Rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez will be hatching her spawn, or spawnS, as the case may be, today. Let’s see what the webernets has to say about this, shall we?

• Jennifer Lopez Rep Denies Labor Rumors: She’s not having a baby or babies today.
• Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth: Twins Birth Reports Swamp the Internet: She could be having a baby or babies today.
• Jennifer Lopez not giving birth today: We’re not sure, but we don’t think she’s having a baby or babies today.

So there you have it! A big pile of maybe. Let’s soothe ourselves with the strident singing voice of La Lopez.