Katie Price talks about her recent plastic surgeries

Katie Price is kind of a cosmetic surgery addict, but you’d never know that to look at her.

>>sound of crickets chirping<<

Ahem. Anyway, in the most recent issue of OK!, one of my favorite trashtastic mags, Jordan opens up about the doctors opening her up:

Jordan has finally confessed she’s had a nose job.

The glamour model had the rhinoplasty op when she went to California for a breast reduction over Christmas.

She looked so different when she returned from LA, paparazzi at Heathrow airport hardly recognised her.

‘It’s no big secret,’ Jordan laughs.

‘I’ve always had a thing about it. It’s not something I needed doing but I said to the doctor: “If you could change anything about me, what would you change?”

‘I was stood there in my knickers and bra. He could have given me liposuction, anything, and he said he would do my nose.’

And the mum-of-3 couldn’t be happy with her new look.

‘I’m pleased with my nose,’ she tells OK!

‘Before it was more animal looking - wider like a cat - but I don’t regret having it done. It’s cute now - it’s a cute fake ski-jump!’

But despite the touch up, Jordan, 29, insists she didn’t have lip fillers, cheek implants, a chemical peel or a face lift as reports have suggested.

The only extra surprise is her teeth – she forked out £25,000 for new veneers that were fitted just days before she flew home.

-source

Let’s see - if I could get any kind of cosmetic surgery I wanted, I would have something chemically implanted in me that causes me to stop craving pastry. Kind of like a Clockwork Orange deal, except without all the unpleasant eye stuff.