Morning gossip with eggs, even!

But not just ANY old eggs, mind you – chocolate eggs, chocolate CREAM FILLED eggs. Which, if you have not noticed, are ALREADY IN THE STORES. We just got done with Valentines Day candy and now we’re on to Easter candy….how’s a girl supposed to stick to her diet this way, I ask you? Hmph.

Well, let’s get to the gossip and deal with the delicious Cadbury Eggs later! First, naked Lindsay Lohan. Like no kidding, really, NAKED LINDSAY LOHAN.

Holy Mammary Glands, Batman! Lindsay Lohan is NAKED!

Okay, so I can’t really show you all the nekkid pics, but Lindsay Lohan posed as Marilyn Monroe in her last photoshoot, in which she was pretty much naked. Here’s a semi-safe for work pic:

Very pretty, I must say, but I honestly don’t get how this girl keeps getting so much press, so much attention, when she’s famous for pretty much nothing but getting drunk and naked? Well, anyway, you can see the rest of the pictures here: Lindsay Lohan Naked

On to the next item: Jennifer Lopez has already sold out her babies for $4 million.

JLo’s Babies Make Her Rich In So Many Different Ways

Apparently, People magazine has offered Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony $4 million for the first, exclusive pictures of their spawn when they finally decide to emerge into this world. I’m kind of puzzled as to WHY they think these pictures are going to be exclusive for more than about five minutes this day and age on the Interwebs, but hey – if they want to waste their money, I’m not going to stop them. – source

Next: Steve Irwin’s kid got bit by a snake.

Like Crazy Snake Handler Father, Like Crazy Snake Handler Son

I’m kind of disturbed by this, mostly because, um, Hello? Your dad kind of got bit by something poisonous, ya know?

Anyway, Bob Irwin, little guy, got bit by a boa constrictor, which are not poisonous. No, no – they just wrap themselves around you and strangle you slowly to death, the cute little buggers! Anyway, here’s what mom Terri had to say:

“He picked one of them up and it bit him on the finger, and he was so proud to have copped his first hit,” Irwin’s widow, Terri, said today at an appearance at the FAO Schwarz toy store with her two children to promote a new line of toys.

“He said, ‘I hope it wasn’t venomous’, so I assured Robert I wouldn’t actually let him play with venomous snakes,” she said.

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Oh, HELL no, Bobby! No, Mom won’t let you play with poisonous snakes until you’re SIX. Just you wait! – via AP

Next: Amy Winehouse is on meth. MethaDONE, that is (I’m so witty).

Amy Winehouse Is Officially A Druggie!

Well, hey! So Amy Winehouse has gotten herself on both methadone AND prescription drugs to get her through some British award show. I love this girl, and her talent is amazing, but can we PLEASE stop the stoopid drug stuff now? It’s gotten boring. – source

Last -and this is completely random – here’s Daniel Baldwin with a big black eye.

Hello Daniel Baldwin.

Yeahhh. I got nothin’.

Let’s see what else is going on today….

• Ashlee Simpson wears a terrorist fashion item?
• Alanis Morrissette sings one of my favorite songs
• Melissa Joan Hart is getting ready for her new baby
• Avril Lavigne MIGHT be pregnant, but probably not
• Britney Spears‘ attorney gives us a public statement

That’s it until this afternoon; I shall leave you with this lovely masterpiece:

I don’t know if you were as creeped out as I was watching that video, but hey. Talk to you later, alligators!