Gossip, morning edition

by Wendy on February 20th, 2008

Guess what I had for breakfast? Yep, Grape Nuts. I’m not a HUGE fan, but I like ‘em with blueberries. Gosh, I sound all organic don’t I….next I’ll be posting about my worm farm and how I make my own wine out of recycled paper.

On to the gossip! First, we get our first glimpse at Nicole Kidman’s pregnant tummy.

Yep, Nicole Kidman is Definitely Pregnant

Here she is promoting her Golden Compass disaster in Japan, wearing quite possibly what is the oddest looking dress I’ve ever laid eyes on. She’s obviously cradling her tumtum, which for most of us is what we look like normally, but for skinny Nicole, is like five months pregnant. I bet you she’s going to be one of those women whose navels pop out - that really is just something that gives me the creeps, honestly. - source

Next: Dina Lohan spouts off more of her fantastic wisdom regarding daughter Lindsay’s nudie pics.

Lindsay Lohan Naked Pictures are Art! says Dina Lohan, a Known Moron

Remember yesterday, I talked about Lindsay Lohan naked pics? Well, Dina Lohan wants us all to know that this is ART, people. ART. Here’s what she had to say:

“It was very tastefully done,” Dina tells PEOPLE of the photos… “I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother.”

And Dina adds that had the photos been inappropriate, Lindsay’s sister Ali would not have visited the set. “Trust me,” Dina tells PEOPLE, “I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there, that was risqué.”

- source

OMG, does she even hear herself? Delusional much? For reals, if you’re so baldly pimping out your kid, just call it what it is and stop trying to justify yourself. It embarrasses you, it embarrasses me, and it’s hard not to giggle when you’re talking. - source

Next: Paula Abdul’s first new video since the Dark Ages.

Paula Abdul’s video “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow”

I finally figured out what she sounds like:those cheap kid karaoke machines that make your voice sound like Hello Kitty or Bratz or something. Really, Paula, you’re NOT a singer, never have been. The 90s were just kind of lucky for you, okay?

Here’s the video:

Owwwww…ow….ears……hurting…..just quit already and get back to drunken judging. I give it a No.

Next: looks like Jlo might be popping out her spawn today.

Is today the day for Skeletor Babies?

Page Six is reporting that that JLo’s custom hospital suite at North Shore University Hospital on Long Island is finally occupied, so I am thinking this means that she will soon be pooping out some puppies. How much do you want to bet that Marc will faint at least twice, Jlo will TOTALLY make some young nurse cry, and the doctor will be completely overwhelmed at seeing La Lopez vag.

Plus, I am really jonesing for some pretty freaky baby names. How about:

I know you can get more creative than that, so get cranking.

What else is going on today…..

Is Tom Cruise cheating on Katie Holmes?
Paris Hilton and the worst movie ever
Regis Philbin is a grampa
New Dancing with the Stars lineup
Rihanna turns 20 with a cupcake fight

Okay! So until this afternoon, I leave you with this:

This pretty much explains why Kirk never kept a girlfriend for more than one episode. Talk to you later, Snarky friends!

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