What would you rather do – get a root canal or read some gossip?

So remember this morning, I told you I went on a five mile walk? Well, I’m still whining about it. OMG, my legs hurt so bad right now, and I know they’ll only get worse as the day goes on. Any suggestions? Other than, you know, drinking?

Hmm. On to the goss!

First, let’s get an idea of what Britney Spears might look like in twenty years (and yes, it’s close to that picture right there at the top of this post):

Britney Spears Time Lapse Video

Check it out:
Actually, I think that is mighty optimistic – I think she will look MUCH worse.

Next, Jada Pinkett-Smith shares way too much information that frankly I could have lived without.

The secret of good looks? Getting it on!

When asked about how she keeps herself looking so young and fit with a happy marriage, Jada answered that her secret was lots and lots of mind-blowing Scientology approved sex. Which makes Will Smith like the luckiest guy in the world, or just grosses me out. I’m opting for the latter. – source

Next, Amy Winehouse gets some help, but not of the rehab kind.

Mah Boobies and Mah Hair, They Be Fake

Seems our favorite druggie singer left behind her falsies and hair extensions in a hotel room:

“She left a pair of boob enhancers – like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs – and some hair extensions in the toilet,” says a NY Post insider.

– source

Honestly, I would have preferred ANY other description of those things rather than “chicken cutlet”, wouldn’t you? Well, that’s about it for today, Friday is always kind of slow. I don’t know if you have any plans tonight, but I have a smokin’ hot night planned of watching American Idol episodes from this week and possibly, JUST possibly, painting my toenails. Jealous?

Until tomorrow morning, I leave you with this:

Talk to you soon, my babies!