Yes, I shall have the morning gossip, thank you

Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you all had a good night’s sleep and are ready to be all peppy and shit. Me, I went on a 3 mile walk this morning and I am FEELING IT. Hopefully it will cancel out the six Girl Scout Samoas I had last night while watching the Oscars.

Anyway, on to the goss! First, obviously the Oscars were last night. Here are some of my favoritest dresses.

Next: Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s “I’m Fu**king Matt Damon.”

I’m Fu**king Ben Affleck!

TONS Of celebrity cameos in this one, including Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, and lots more!

Too funny. Josh Groban saying the F bomb?!?!?

Next: Jennifer Garner gets attacked on the red carpet.

Watch out, Jennifer Garner! It’s Gary Busey!

So how much crap did Gary Busey take before showing up at the Oscars in order to act like such an asshat? Here’s what happened: Ryan Seacrest was trying to talk to Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney when Gary Busey lumbered over and started manhandling everyone. Watch:

I’m wondering why Ryan Seacrest didn’t do more to get this obviously drunk or stoned guy off of these poor ladies, personally.

Next: Angelina Jolie is officially pregnant.

Angelina Jolie shows off her pregnant belly

Seriously, how cute is she? Rumor has it that she is pregnant with twins; I think she’s only three or four months along, so seeing how big her tummy is already that’s definitely a possibility. I say good for them – as long as they are keeping their relationship happy, and they’re both fine with this many kids, I don’t have any problem whatsoever with it. – source

Let’s see what else is going on today:

• Beyonce might be helping out Barack Obama
• Britney Spears had an evening out with Jamie Spears
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at the Oscars
• Cate Blanchett is looking huge
• Jon Stewart’s Angelina joke at the Oscars

That’s it for this morning, my lovelies – until this afternoon, I leave you with this:

“Don’t talk back to Darth Vader, he’ll get ya!” OMG, too cute, I WANT A NEW BABY. Ahem. Talk to you later!